WOW!!!! How could I not know this?!!?!?
I got a certificate from the United States Powerlifting Association to certify that I hold the state record in bench press. Okay, this I knew.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover on the certificate that I am ALSO the state deadlift champion!! Isnt that awesome?! Turns out I lifted 341.7 pounds, thereby breaking the state record for my age/sex/weight. WOOP!!! Omigod pat myself on the back!